- The Beans are disgusted to be recording anything on a Fifth Wednesday (vile day).
- Like seeing a crow vomiting toads all over your bins in the morning; a bad omen.
- Should be beating the day out by flagellating at home with all the electrics off wearing drawing-pin flip-flops and having a too-hot bath, a too-cold tea and an under-poached egg (the snot egg).
- Ben explains why the above is true: a Gregorian admin error.
- Mike hopes the Chuckian Calendar will be launched soon (lobbying with the King right now).
- Also dealing with the papacy cos they print the calendars (like the cinemas making money mostly from popcorn sales).
- The Pope uses the fifth Wednesday to go skiing in his adapted Popemobile, a techanoid mech-suit, with three Thermoses on the chest: tea, coffee, holy water (mulled), screaming "It's God's will!" through a tannoy.
- Listeners at work on a fifth Wednesday shouldn't be, cos it's disgusting. They should instead be wasting a day off, e.g. waiting in for trousers ordered from the internet that don't come until 4:30, irked until bedtime.
- Listeners can download Patreon content (https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad) on a Fifth Wednesday but only if they don't enjoy it.
- Interlude of doom-laden mood and feel, telling of the genesis of the Fifth Wednesday and where it might take us (crab evolution with eternal new, brutal Mondays).