- Don't settle in. No breastfeeding. Short dash to post a card only.
- Can you slip a letter into a postman's bag? Ben thinks not – too transgressive. Mike wouldn't dream of it (he would drive the letter to its destination).
- A lunar podcast, not Gregorian, except for big-picture events like birthdays, else the aging process might accelerate. Henry did send Mike a home gyroscope to prevent this but he used it to make a teriyaki sauce instead of holding it 'neath a Fat Moon. If you trace a shadow you can determine your age: shadow looks like Napoleon – it's over. Mike bought his astrolabe from Argos, so now it's in Kwik Fit ('buy cheap, you buy twice').
- It might be 30 October 2024 for the listener but for the Beans (because of their lunar calendar) it's a Harvest Festival. They will be daubed in barley, in a barn, linked together to form a human astrolabe to be read by Patrick Moore through a henge of men made up of other podcasters such as the team from The Rest Is History, Richard Osman, Elis and John, and Roy Hodgson (does he have a podcast?).
- "Everyone's got a podcast these days" cuts deep for Henry, but it's meant to.
- Plug for https://www.patreon.com/c/threebeansalad/posts with its three handy segments (an oral mistake)/tiers.