- See the signs of a fifth Wednesday, that most unholy of days when nothing makes sense: pink sun, purple clouds, flaming ice rain, Haley's Comet as a Cumberland sausage (only nibble the edges if the moon is blood-red), a hot wind, sparrows walking with shoes on, an asp in your pocket, toilet flushing backwards (turds come out), cheese grater holes mixed up (parmesan coming out in wide shafts).
- Any podcast released on a fifth Wednesday is garbage, don't trust it.
- Satan can travel through any round aperture such as a port-hole or ear-hole. A Three Bean Salad ear-stopper can help (https://threebeansaladshop.com/).
- If you're at work, you should slack off.
- If you download a software update, your computer will become Manic Miner (actually quite good) so put that promotion on ice. Henry talks with love and passion about this 1980s ZX Spectrum game. Mike describes the 'going back to the start' aspect as Sisyphean. Henry complains that Gen Zs have save stops (too easy). Supposed to be a fun leisure activity but the concentration needed meant your mum interupting with a glass of Ribena would result in a foul-mouthed tirade ('you plebeian fool!'/'Sisyphus never had to put up with this shit!').
- A month off coming up but there's a month of content on https://www.patreon.com/c/threebeansalad/posts. This announcement is interrupted by Henry's stomach growl. Plenty more of that sort of thing on Patreon.