- "Hello, it's February!" from all 3. Confusingly, the first Wednesday is the 5th.
- February and Wednesday are both hard to spell.
- Mike explains the Norse gods origins of the days of the week.
- Henry gets confused between Odin and Loki ("I was low-key/Loki wrong about that.")
- Henry sees himself as a Loki type and Ben sees himself as Björn, the wierdest one from ABBA.
- Björnesday is the secret day for highly productive people.
- Double-dayers like Sting, sleeping twice.
- UK doesn't lean enough on its Nordic ancestry, despite the success of Mamma Mia and ABBA Voyage.
- UK could sell itself as the 5th Scandinavian country after Finland, Helsinki, North Poland, and Denmark, with a hygge mentality.
- Ben's partner is in Denmark doing saunas while in the UK we trudge to a Wilkinson's (RIP) to buy parcel tape.
- Henry buys his parcel tape from Buckingham Palace or Rumpkins & Sons. He has found his Rumpkins by accident while looking for a Cumberland panini / Ben found his while trying to fly-tip a fridge. Like a 3D picture, when you relax your eyes, the Rumpkins appears. A sign permanently in the window saying 'Back in 2 minutes', a till encased in plastic. Tune in next month to find out if Henry got his nut there.
- Henry is doing some one-man 'seismic' shows of 'challenging theatre' in London: Illustratinator. This is raw chicken rather than raw beef. Unshackled from the Benjamin and Michael shackles, the concrete slabs. Henry can now soar like a one of those London parrots that came over in the 70s (which he did).
- Can cartooning and standup be combined? Gigs at the Museum of Comedy and the Bill Murray, unless the second Museum of Comedy gig is a victim of 'rev-arson'.
- Go to www.henrypaker.com to find out more: "this site cannot be reached". Buy the site and sell it back to Henry?