- Betwixt Popes and Bishops. British cardinals sound weird. Should be called Luigi della Spacchio, not Nigel Fenchurch.
- 4 British cardinals: Vincent Nichols, Michael Fitzgerald, Arthur Roche (possibly heir to the hazelnut billions of Rocher), and Timothy Radcliffe (did the first 9-minute long jump).
- Glasses are too modern for the cardinals. Should be round, wire ones or made of wood or a highly polished shell. Or put their head into a glass globe containing the fingernails of St Boniface.
- Pope's funeral was just on telly. Ruined by bloke doing cabling round the back of the TV van or someone vaping (pink smoke = vape Pope).
- Stanley Tucci and John Lithgow must have had a hand in the Pope's death.
- The Iberian Peninsula recently had a power cut, creating a society where those with charged power banks are king. Chorizo wasn't affected by the outage, it's as stable as gold.
- Henry's recent chronic food poisoning means he is on top of the world but with deep troughs.
- The train (back from a barbecue) is the worst place to be with food poisoning (warning for emetophobes about the story to come) even when being cheered on by people cheering the London Marathon (could have passed off his voiding as an over-exerted marathon runner if he had a rectangle with a number on, or a rhino costume).
- Primal instinct to be sick into something (e.g. a Sports Direct mug) to protect the herd. Henry used his bag for life. Couldn't disguise the clarion call, even by passing it off as a Glasgwegian accent. Poured 'it' out onto the platform out of sheer panic (Henry apologises to London Transport and everybody).
- Pre-linguistic, primal urge to get on a Lime bike during brief window of feeling well again.
- Henry's fever dream state while in bed at home: how to market his sickness. Ben's fever dream memory: he saw his duvet as a kid's Arsenal duvet being pulled off him by a man who insisted he wasn't a big enough Arsenal fan (was this Henry?). This was before Henry took Ben to his first Arsenal game. At Henry's core/his brain stem is 'how to market this'.
- Mike's fever dream state is completely blank (apart from seeing the faces of those he's killed).
- A reminder the main feed won't be back till June. Enjoy the sprummer and watch out for prawns at the barbecue, unless you want to know what your core brain stem is thinking about (this is why a prawn is shaped like an old phone).