- Sssshhhhh, the Beans aren't here. It's their month off. They're off having life experiences to feed into their work.
- Henry is translating Camus' poetry into NFTs and selling them on the Dark Web as well as working on his reverse camembert (the trebmemac). It's a ball of soft cheese with a hard rind core that encases a small wooden cabinet. Henry makes his money from the cabinet door handle replacements.
- Mike spends November adapting his old Subbuteo for battle re-enactment purposes or stag dos. Hasn't quite mastered the flicky finger that can flick an 18-stone divorcee without blasting his limbs off (especially with his early-onset osteoarthritis).
- Ben's chorizo helmet has been abandoned because the soldiers would just eat them. November is for working out the beta phase stuff.
- Little porkie pies: (1) Patreon content out every week in Nov; and (2) Mike's are getting smaller every day. Mike Wozniak's Pork-Adjacent Flans (PAFs).
- The PAFs were cleared by the estate of Eddie Piaf, Edith's nephew, who has a lot of regrets.
- Henry's wet crackers idea is still impossible, but watch this space.
- Coming up in November is a Film Corner episode on the worst film they've ever done (not even in a fun way): The Titfield Thunderbolt. Perhaps watch it then join Patreon to exorcise the demons.
- A solid fortnight/slightly ropey three weeks of content at https://www.patreon.com/c/threebeansalad/posts.