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¶ Opening Chat
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Overusage of "side hustle"
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Tesco bowling
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2 for 1 umbrellas (his and hers)
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Big Gun / Penis wine - selecting wine
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"short story long"
¶ Topic Chat
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Bean Machine runs at 10:28
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Rod Stewart puts mayo in his hair
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Branston Pickle and Henry's "brief, intense fling" with it
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Mayonnaise hatred
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Pronunciation of gnocchi
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America being cool, particularly in the 80s
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Cool 80s British films (Kes) - Kestrel Emergency Service
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School electricity danger videos and pylons (and birds)
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Hatred of fancy ketchup - pickle and chutney scale
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McVities chocolate digestives (they luzzed a packet of them at the Belgrano)
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Ben seeing Paul Simon in concert with celebrity [bleep]
¶ Emails
- 33:08 Plugs pulled out by Sperbs ("Who or what is the third Bean?") looking forward to the live show and subsequent chat about Sperbs security (Hell's Angels / Plying with cider / Cookie cutters of the audience). The moment where you realise you've been Sperb'd (assassinating the President of Cornwall who is a Toucan riding on a wild boar). Piss javelins.
- Stephen Smith - 20% off at the Soup Dragon Cafe with the code "Pompidou". Beans taking over the cafe to turn it into Dragon Tech Café World.
¶ Jingles
- 17:30 Pompidou
¶ Notable Quotes
- By day, normal Tesco’s; by night, grocery bowling!
- Of course, the male brolly is covered in strong horses.
- I’m dangling a mayonnaise-soaked carrot in front of Rod Stewart, to see if he bites.
- There’s no getting away from it, it’s the texture and colour of, basically, sort of…
Chundered turds? - All the little ducts in your mouth start shoving out, like, liquids that they’ve never shoved out before.
- You just become a person that is just living for Branston Pickle, and everything else is just someone who is either facilitating or getting in the way of Branston Pickle.
- You open the two double doors on your average American fridge, which is basically like opening the front doors of like, Chichester Cathedral.
- K.E.S., Kestrel Emergency Service!
- Have I been Sperbs all along?
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