¶ Opening Chat
- Henry has solved his sound issues by plugging his microphone in properly
- "creeping tech malaise"
- Henry making a felt hot air balloon and plummeting to his death
- Henry is sceptical of bicarbonate of soda - Henry cleaning a tea stain from his carpet and the "carpet expert" coming round (and subsequently burgling him) - Henry doesn't know the difference between a carpet and a rug
¶ Topic Chat
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Bean Machine runs at 15:32
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Flags are not allowed to touch the floor
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Mike's sister at Brownies and the brutal expulsion ceremony
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Henry at Urban Beavers
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Survival techniques for a 3 star hotel including letting a toilet water soaked flannel dangle over a semi-desk
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Ben at Cubs and carrying Phil Collin's "No Jacket Required"
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Cubs survival kit
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The Queen started a game of lava and can't touch the floor - Prince Philip died because he finally touched the floor
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Greg Jenner tweet that William the Conqueror exploded, not Henry VIII
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Welsh flag and children's drawings of it
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Bhutan's dancing dragon looks like Richard Branson
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Poland's flag is like looking at the horizon as an insect in tomato soup
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Brazil's flag and Havianas (and Henry's pronunciation of it)
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Wah-burtons, and all the "wahs"
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Henry's incredibly unhelpful way of remembering the French flag
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Mnemonics - "never eat shredded wheat" and the subconscious impact of this - Henry's way of remembering Kings of England
¶ Emails
- 40:43
Plug for Daniel Rigby's audiobook "Isaac Steel and The Forever Man".
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- Daniel McCabe and Swedish triple onion crisps. Ben in a restaurant with an 11 cheese pizza, Mike tries to name 11 cheeses (he gets 9 and a half), Henry the Chiswick Cheese Sniffer
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- Robert asks if it is Pam the dog's shit or Pamela Anderson. Mike confirms its the dog Pam portrayed by Pamela Anderson, who went method
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- Alex from Soup Dragon Cafe - is it a copycat Sperbs? Sperbsnation, could Pam be Sperbs? Is Sweden real or is it just a themed Centre Parcs. Talk about the child being born with the three onion birthmark to protect against Sperbs
¶ Jingles
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0:05 Pompidou
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17:28 Digestive Tract Talk
¶ Theme Tune
- Alex has sent in an accordion version of the theme to say thanks for picking his topic.
¶ Notable Quotes
- Bicarbonate of baking.
- She’ll hide in a drawer if anyone comes round; it’s her way of saying hello.
- Not a lot of people change their mind halfway through the leg tunnel, do they?
- She started a game of lava when she was 14 with a Dutch prince.
- There’s the Second World Wah.
- Wah: what it isn’t good for.
- C’mon, you were an urban beaver! You must know this!
- I was the Chiswick Cheese Sniffer!
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