There's a bluebottle in Mike's house and Mike hates flies
Mike's cobwebby wedding dress
"leave it to the slugs mate"
Feeding chocolate mousse to an iguana on a weekend
Mariah Carey only eats blue M&Ms
The story of the man who would have sex with / kill a fly
Mike vs the fly (a beautiful woman) is like a silent movie with honky-tonk piano
Golden Age of Hollywood Face
"Geoffrey is it true that you've been fucking a bluebottle?"
Hazmat suits like Clark Gable
Mike answering the door (it's the fly and his dad)
Bean machine powers up at 11:00
Stolen a Sopwith Camel - Henry's defuelled not refuelled - Mike is the pilot wearing a sexy pilot costume 3 sizes too small - Ben has eaten all the buffet - Henry's illustrating a new map - "the Oslo nudge" - Henry uses piss as fuel - Henry wearing the reverse of the pilot outfit which is a sexy seagull outfit - "my human nozzle"
Amelia Earhart won't let them land - Mike is naked apart from the goggles - Ben feeling body shamed - crash into the side of a Sperm Whale - Ben is human bubble wrap and shitting out of every orifice - Henry is almost pocket sized - Mike in such great shape so unaffected by pressure changes
Mike would put himself forward as leader but doesn't like the sun and would have painted his face with Ben's blood by teatime
Ben is the Lord of the Seas, Henry Prince of the Land, Mike is the fallen Prince of the Skies
Mike undermines the others to make them build him a 1 person aircraft
Thoughts of repopulating just in case
Ovaries of Amelia Earhart, she sent one smoke signal saying "fuck off"
Mike thinks he'd eat Henry within a day (crotchety when hungry), even if just on an isthmus - Mike eats out on a full stomach (it's all about being condescending to a teenage waitress)
The TripAdvisor tut
Ben's slippery nose and greasy ears - Ben would stand on his glasses and get an infected foot - piss first, ask questions later
Henry can't be arsed to build a shelter
Mike and Ben have constructed a pagoda (Mike and Ben World) with themed levels, bamboo escalators and a canteen - Henry isn't allowed in, offering to draw caricatures in the sand - recreating Leicester Square
Evolutionary crabs - It's actually crab shells stuck together with faeces whilst Ben and Mike babble - they've only been there 16 minutes
Lord of the Flies / Lord of the Dance - Henry on the sun lounger on the kitchen island - not interested in King Kong, only interested in the dinosaurs
Multiple bleeps during Henry's holiday rant / break up / make up - King Kong audio
Lots of correspondence about onion crisps
20:05 Digestive Tract Talk
52:04 Flightless Bird Zone
44:38 King Kong jungle noises (not really a jingle but a soundscape)
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