Extra Beans as metaphor: Different cuts of Bean Meat - casual bean-eating on a summer's day - firing oysters down a horse's throat - eventually, 'Another hour of Three Bean Salad podcast stuff'.
8:00 EXERCISE
Mike did gymnastics for grown ups and has fights in car parks - Being pummelled by man-boy rugby players on gooseshit-covered school playing fields - Henry's family tried to get rid of him again.
Email from Graham about youths nicking phones by quizzing passers-by about the Titanic.
22:00 IMMORTALITY
Emails from annoyed Australians about Three Bean Salad concessions to Americans - Ben: 'I'm Northern hemisphere til I die!'
26:00 BISCUITS
Breakfast biscuits need an ear of corn logo - Ben's housemate did market research about futuristic breakfast concepts , changing the breakfast paradigm - McDonald's with tablecloths and Maitre d' - 'Biscuits' alarm clock - Pet owners mistaking pets' desires for biscuits as love
46:30 ZOMBIES
'Time to do some serious dead-heading!'- Murder to join the WI - Initiation rites of the Beans to join the podcast: Biblio-tech/ Yoghurt graffiti/ Dry cleaning a tree - 'Thanks for listening' sounds insincere from Henry - Mike is qualified to thresh, silo and crop-dust Henry but will scythe him instead
TIDE TIMES from Goose Bay, Labrador