- Henry spots a squirrel – unseasonably warm – St. Luke's summer – supermarkets putting out St Luke's stuff earlier and earlier – write a St Luke's hit and you never have to work again – dress up wearing your St Luke's tonsure or burn the hair off for a clean one
- Ben posits that Luke is the mainstream name with the fewest famous people – can't count Skywalker or Cool Hand
- Ben thinks of Owen Wilson (has a Luke brother) – Pope/King Luke?
- Henry looks up some Lukes (off the top of his head) – orders them alphabetically
- Henry is simultaneously livestreaming for OwlFuckerzz – launching Pellet-on
- Luke Abbot (English electronic musician) – Luke Abblett (Oz rules footballer) – Luke Babbett (not the willy-chopped off Bobbett or John Wayne Gacy) – Luke Beveridge (bants-worthy name)
- Mike gets frustrated at Henry for naming all the Lukes on his list
- Is Luke from the Bible the most famous one?
- Luke (Ming) Flanagan – Ben is on Ranker website looking for Lukes – No. 1 is Luke Newberry (actor from In The Flesh) – not mega-famous – Henry and Mike both know him once they see his face
- Ben: is there a Hemsworth called Luke (not Chris or Liam)?
- Luke Pollard (Labour MP and "shadow" minister)
- Beans remind the listener this isn't an episode 11 minutes in – beans might take on a new name each week to put through the grinder – more famous Jaspers than Lukes
- Henry tells the listeners to have a nice break (Ben & Mike remind him they probably won't be having a break)