- It's in Ben's hands whether his Hyundai i10 will keep going (huge bill) or die (pushed into sea/sold to teenager).
- It's official that Mike's Hyundai has died but Henry doesn't remember the funeral.
- Henry suggests replacing back end with wheels like a vet would do (also what a mechanic does).
- Mike suggests stuffing it and displaying it in its happiest place, chasing a moped halfway up a branch.
- Perhaps stuff Ben as well?
- Main problem: stinks of fish (Portuguese-style filled with sardines).
- "All meat becomes fish eventually."
- Face of fish fired from the blowhole.
- Ben seeks guidance from Mike re whether to pay but Mike follows the money-pit route.
- Henry proposes a Viking funeral package (covered in petrol and set fire to car and entire Esso garage, like the vikings did): Paker's Pyres (started out as Paker's Pies).
- £10,000 for the viking package + extra for burning down the fire station (firemen slide down pole directly into the Hyundai).
- Ben considers upgrading to an i20 but those are double the size in every dimension (radio knobs are hard work).
- Mechanic complaining about taking the dashboard off when that's literally his job.
- "Bye Bye Hundai" fade-out version.
- Beans remind us they're going on summer break (August = meat, spicy condiments, poolside thrillers). Time to charge Grisham's coffers.
- Stay safe and if you have a Hyundai i10, drive it like every day is its last.
- Henry has a plan for those missing the Beans during August who don't want to fork out for the Patreon: access a hot field with a pig barn (perhaps the one near the M4), get into the pig barn on your hands and knees, put your head in the trough and primal scream, reverberating within the trough and panicing the pigs (perhaps meet up with your friends for a drink).