The below is a non-exhausitive list of all of the various jobs that one Henry Paker has had in his illustrious career.
- Podcaster
- Illustrator
- Semi-decent cartoonist
- Receptionist at B&Q
- Hamley's Toy Shop
- Islington gift shop (Brabantia bins)
- Writer for Top Gear
- Early dot-com bubble animator, creator of Aninova's hands
- Runner for TV production company (of expensive plate fuck-smashing fame)
- Legal arbitration... Caterer
- Actor
- Josh (played Kevin)
- Patient Seven (played Policeman 2 in a segment "The Body")
- Personalised M&M salesman
- KFC TV advert voiceover
- Something in Paris in his 20s (details unspecified)
- Working in a cafe wherein he was too hot and argued with paying customers about how many windows to open